Sooo I Lied.....
Have yall been wondering where in the world i have been?!
Well I wish I could say I've been off on a glorious vacation or that I was kidnapped for a almost week long shopping spree but my disappearance was much less than happy and exciting.
I was gone because right now I look like this
okay not exactly like that because I have a human face but the ratio of cheek size to the face size is just about right.
I had my wisdom teeth taken out!!
Before I had my surgery I had heard that either I would do great and it would be like nothing happened or it would be supper horrible and I would almost die.
Sadly I was not a lucky winner to pull the "this is nothing" card.
One.) I don't do well on Anastasia at all.
Two.) I have a HUGE fear of needles especially when they have anything to do with going into the crease in my arm (thats a whole another story for later... lets just say I was traumatized as a child)
Three.) All of my wisdom teeth were deeply impacted
Four.) Before the Dr. even introduced himself he walked in looked at my x-ray and said "oh man! You're definitely gonna on a two week recovery plan.
(ummm two weeks?! not what I was planning!)
So yeah all of these things combined didn't exactly add up to be the greatest moment of my life yet. And trust me I wish I was exaggerating.
Luckily I am finally able to be a normal sain human being (I am finally off my oxicodonx...lets just say know one should have to see me while under its influence.)
Also I have been able to upgrade from a liquid diet to a soft food diet!
which means lots of
and lots and lots of these!!
Oh and the one thing that I have found to be one of the worst things about this whole ordeal is not being able to drink out of a straw!! Yes straws, you never know how much you love straws until you cant use them anymore.
Okay Okay Ill end my complaining and pity party now!
I sure hope you all had a glorious weekend and that your week is going to be even better!!
I miss you all bunches!!